The Smirking Chimp: "we have been told incessantly since 9/11 by George W. Bush and his fellow jackals that a citizen's utmost patriotic duty, other than shopping, is to be very, very afraid"

"terrorists hate us for our freedoms," thereby requiring America to shovel tons of cash to weapons manufacturers to thwart suicide bombers who target us solely because our liberties are, by their nature, provocative.